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BACKSTAGE: The women who lost the Money in the Bank ladder match are complaining to Daniel Bryan about what happened. He will address it later on.
PROMO: Carmella and James Ellsworth come to the ring. Carmella says she's not here for girl power and she's tired of being overlooked. She was the smartest one of the bunch and won fair and square because she planned for her future. "How can you break a rule if there are none?" Such a good promo!
BACKSTAGE: Charlotte complains more to Daniel Bryan, who wants to check on her neck. Charlotte tries to make the case that "no DQ" only applies to the people in the match (LOL since when?) and tells Bryan to "do the right thing."
MATCH: Big E defeats Jimmy Uso by pinfall
BACKSTAGE: Natalya and Tamina interrupt Daniel Bryan to complain, again. This is getting annoying.
INTERVIEW: Oh hey, look, another promo complaining about the women's Money in the Bank match. This one is Naomi, who is interrupted by Lana. (Notice how we haven't had a single reference to the men's ladder match yet to space these out a bit). Lana wants a rematch. Naomi says a bunch of nonsense and then says they'll have a title match next week.
INTERVIEW: Tom Phillips spoke to Randy Orton earlier today about his loss at Money in the Bank. Jinder Mahal made things personal and now there's no turning back. Orton is going to hurt him and maybe even his family.
MATCH: Shinsuke Nakamura defeats Dolph Ziggler by pinfall
BACKSTAGE: Sami Zayn talks to Daniel Bryan for about 10 seconds before Becky Lynch comes over to remind us of the women's ladder match again.
PROMO: Kevin Owens comes to the ring to say everyone ganged up on him but he survived. SmackDown is the land of opportunity and so is America, so he's going to give someone from Dayton a title shot with the Face of America Open Challenge. He's interrupted by AJ Styles. Owens says it doesn't apply to him because he isn't from Dayton. Out comes Chad Gable, though. He says he just moved to Dayton this morning.
UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Kevin Owens (c) defeats Chad Gable by pinfall
BACKSTAGE: Now it's The Hype Bros' turn to complain to Daniel Bryan! The writing team didn't realize that they had this many "someone bitches to Bryan" segments in a 2 hour span??? Or is it that they didn't care...
PROMO: Daniel Bryan comes to the ring. I wonder if he's going to complain to himself. All the women come out. After a pretty frustrating promo, Bryan says they're going to do another ladder match next week on SmackDown. So basically, this year's pay-per-view was "lol but nah let's do it again on TV to get some ratings up."
MATCH: Jinder Mahal defeats Luke Harper by pinfall. After the match, Randy Orton comes out to beat down Mahal and The Singh Brothers.
Uh...no Mike and Maria Kanellis? But we got all those complaining segments? Who the fuck wrote this episode?????
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