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Welcome to the WWE WrestleMania 2018 pay-per-view live results coverage page! WrestleMania XXXIV is presented by Monday Night Raw and SmackDown Live and coming to you from the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana on April 8, 2018.

This post will be updated continuously to reflect the ongoing coverage of WWE WrestleMania 34 results starting once the pre-show kicks off.

WWE WrestleMania XXXIV Results

The kickoff panel consists of Renee Young, Booker T, JBL and David Otunga. John Cena is sitting in the crowd.

5th Annual Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal

RESULT: Matt Hardy wins by last eliminating Baron Corbin with help from Bray Wyatt
THOUGHTS: Didn't see that one coming beforehand, but once the match started happening, it started to head in that direction. Disappointed Wyatt isn't a different character, but this was still pretty neat.

Cruiserweight Championship Match: Cedric Alexander vs. Mustafa Ali

RESULT: Cedric Alexander wins the title by pinfall.
THOUGHTS: Awesome match, as expected.

Inaugural Women's Battle Royal

RESULT: Naomi wins by last eliminating Bayley.
THOUGHTS: Meh.

Intercontinental Championship Triple Threat Match: The Miz (c) vs. Finn Balor vs. Seth Rollins

RESULT: Seth Rollins wins the title by pinning The Miz.
THOUGHTS: Definitely was still expecting Balor to win the title. Good match, but not as great as I had hoped it would be.

SmackDown Women's Championship Match: Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Asuka

RESULT: Charlotte Flair retains the title by submission!
THOUGHTS: WOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! I didn't see that coming at all! Holy shit.

After the match, Asuka gets a microphone and says "Charlotte was ready for Asuka. Congratulations."

A referee runs to John Cena to tell him The Undertaker is there. Cena runs to the back.

United States Championship Fatal 4-Way Match: Randy Orton (c) vs. Bobby Roode vs. Jinder Mahal vs. Rusev

RESULT: Jinder Mahal wins the title by pinning Rusev.
THOUGHTS: Well damn, I didn't see that coming.

Mixed Tag Team Match: Kurt Angle and Ronda Rousey vs. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon

RESULT: Ronda Rousey and Kurt Angle win by submission.
THOUGHTS: This was SO much better than I had anticipated. Wow.

SmackDown Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Match: The Usos (c) vs. The New Day vs. The Bludgeon Brothers

RESULT: The Bludgeon Brothers win the titles by pinning Kofi Kingston.
THOUGHTS: Nowhere near as good as I was hoping it would be.

John Cena comes out, but the referees enter the ring despite the bell ringing. It doesn't seem like The Undertaker is coming out. Elias comes out instead (hahahaha). Cena goes back to sitting in the audience, but attacks Elias after he starts talking trash. He starts to walk away and the lights go out. Undertaker's hat and gear show up in the ring, get struck by lightning and then disappear. His music hits and out The Phenom comes.

John Cena vs. The Undertaker

RESULT: The Undertaker squashes John Cena by pinfall.
THOUGHTS: Really glad this was a match, but I wanted it to be longer and actually competitive.

It's time for the Hall of Fame parade.

Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon vs. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn

RESULT: Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon win by submission (Zayn taps out to Bryan)
THOUGHTS: To be honest, I wasn't super into the match, but it's great to see Bryan hasn't lost a step.

Raw Women's Championship Match: Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax

RESULT: Nia Jax wins the title by pinfall.
THOUGHTS: Longer than it should have been, and more competitive than what made any sense.

WWE Championship Match: AJ Styles (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

RESULT: AJ Styles retains the title by pinfall.
THOUGHTS: GODDAMN, why am I doing so terrible on my predictions here? By the way, this match wasn't as awesome as the hype sold it to be.

Braun Strowman says his partner is someone in the crowd and pulls out a little boy named Nicholas.

Raw Tag Team Championship Match: The Bar (c) vs. Braun Strowman and Nicholas

RESULT: Braun Strowman...and...Nicholas...win the titles by pinfall (Strowman pins Cesaro)
THOUGHTS: What the fuck did I just watch?????

Universal Championship Match: Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns

RESULT: Brock Lesnar retains the title by pinfall.
THOUGHTS: Not into it, as expected. Surprise ending. Who cares?