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This is the go-home show for Hell in a Cell, Brock Lesnar will respond to Goldberg accepting his challenge, and the main event will be a triple threat between Kevin Owens, Chris Jericho and Seth Rollins.
PROMO (In-Ring): Chris Jericho enters the ring, although the commentators say they were expecting to start off with a match between Enzo Amore and Karl Anderson. Jericho says the triple threat is cancelled because someone has stolen The List of Jericho. He won't leave the ring or do anything else with WWE at all until he has the list back. Kevin Owens comes out. He says he doesn't have the list, doesn't care about it, but he'll help Jericho find it once they take care of Seth Rollins. Stephanie McMahon comes out to say she promises the list will be returned to Jericho, so he should stop being ridiculous. Now Rollins comes out (getting tired of writing this) and he has the list behind his back. He reveals that Stephanie is on the list as well as Owens. Jericho denies this and demands it back. Rollins says he'll make his own list: a list of body parts Owens has that won't be the same after Hell in a Cell.
* Commercial Break*
PROMO (Backstage): Stephanie approaches Seth to ask him to give the list back.
MATCH: Enzo Amore vs. Karl Anderson
Anderson and Gallows cut off Enzo's mic before he can do his normal introduction, but the audience does it for him. Awesome.
RESULTS: Enzo Amore via pinfall.
THOUGHTS: It lost my attention very early on.
* Commercial Break*
PROMO (Video): Rusev says he'll win at Hell in a Cell. That's the short summary of a promo that was longer-winded than it needed to be.
Out comes The New Day. Yay, I can wake up now. They cut a promo shaming Sheamus.
* Commercial Break*
MATCH: The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Big E) vs. Cesaro and Sheamus
RESULTS: Cesaro and Sheamus via pinfall.
THOUGHTS: So long as The New Day wins at Hell in a Cell and beats Demolition's record, that's fine.
Backstage, Chris Jericho is looking for the list. He runs into The Shining Stars, Titus O'Neil, and Jinder Mahal. All four are of no help.
* Commercial Break*
ARM WRESTLING MATCH: Dana Brooke vs. Bayley
You read that correctly. This is an arm wrestling match, not a regular match.
RESULTS: Dana hits Bayley, who gives her a Bayley to Belly in retaliation.
THOUGHTS: This was awful, and the crowd let them know.
PROMO (Backstage): Stephanie talks to Jericho and they basically retread everything that has been done. I like the whole list gimmick and all, but this has been a frustratingly boring episode of Raw for a go-home show.
* Commercial Break*
PROMO (In-Ring): Curtis Axel gets a babyface pop by being the hometown boy and speaking about his lineage.
MATCH: Curtis Axel vs. Bo Dallas
I'm assuming Bo Dallas is going to win here.
RESULTS: Yup.
THOUGHTS: I actually want to see this feud continue.
* Commercial Break*
PROMO (Backstage): Jericho is still looking for the list. A backstage hand points him in the right direction, which just so happens to be Braun Strowman, who is indeed holding the list. Strowman tells him to say please, and points out that he doesn't see Sami Zayn on the list. He gives it back and walks away. Jericho says it's on page four and adds Strowman to the list.
PROMO (Video): Now it's Roman Reigns' turn to say he'll win at Hell in a Cell in a pre-taped video package.
* Commercial Break*
MATCH: The Golden Truth vs. The Shining Stars
RESULTS: The Golden Truth via pinfall.
THOUGHTS: Who cares?
* Commercial Break*
CONTRACT SIGNING: Mick Foley mediates the contract signing between Sasha Banks and Charlotte.
* Commercial Break*
PROMO (Video): Hey everybody, did you know Emma got hotter?
MATCH: Rich Swann vs. Brian Kendrick
RESULTS: Rich Swann via pinfall (roll-up)
THOUGHTS: Decent match, as expected for the cruiserweight division. Shocked at the ending.
PROMO (Backstage): Kevin Owens has been waiting to get inside Hell in a Cell and...guess what...he's going to win at the pay-per-view.
* Commercial Break*
MATCH: Braun Strowman vs. Sami Zayn
Strowman gets a mic and says he asked for competition, but Zayn is no competition. Zayn tries to goad him into chasing him around the ring, out-speeding him and hitting some kicks before Strowman catches him and throws him into the barricade.
RESULTS: No contest, as the match never started.
THOUGHTS: Ha. That's what you get for wearing that hat, Sami.
PROMO (Backstage): Brian Kendrick asks T.J. Perkins for help. He wants Perkins to let him win as payback for helping him out early in his career. Trying to win isn't good enough lately.
* Commercial Break*
PROMO (In-Ring): Brock Lesnar comes out with Paul Heyman to address Goldberg. He says nothing and Heyman cuts one of the worst, most frustratingly bad promos he's ever cut. That was terrible.
PROMO (Backstage): Jericho tells Owens he's not on the list.
* Commercial Break*
TRIPLE THREAT MATCH: Seth Rollins vs. Kevin Owens vs. Chris Jericho
RESULTS: Seth Rollins via pinfall on both Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens with a roll-up.
THOUGHTS: Honestly, I checked out. This episode was frustrating to get through and I had no energy for this, but I did see the ending, and that was awkwardly clumsy.
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