Tonight on Main Event, The Miz will host Miz TV with special guest Dean Ambrose. What will The Lunatic Fringe have to say? Find out tonight, right here on Smark Out Moment!
Tonight's show kicks off with Adam Rose and the bunny making their way to the ring. Looks like their on commentary tonight. Slater Gator make their way to the ring for a match against Los Matadores.
MATCH: Slater Gator vs. Los Matadores
This match is already really stupid. Anything involving Adam Rose's bunny is stupid. The Rose Buds are distracting Heath Slater and Los Matadores win in about 5 seconds. Dumb and pointless.
Winners: Los Matadores via pinfall
We are getting a look at WWE 2K15 which looks absolutely gorgeous and I can't wait to beat some ass with Sting on Xbox One.
Mark Henry makes his way to the ring to address the audience. Mark has a written statement to share. Here comes a heel turn. He is blaming the WWE Universe for forcing him to compete against Rusev twice, and that it is their fault he is hurt. We're getting a speech about how America only cherishes winners and disregards those who work hard and try. Now Big Show makes his way to the ring to talk to Henry. Big Show consoles Mark and tells him that he loves him and that he is his brother. Big Show says on SmackDown, he plans on knocking Rusev the hell out.
Recap of one of the worst endings to a pay-per-view in history. Don't even get me started on how awful the cash-in tease was.
AJ Lee makes her way to commentary.
*Commercial Break*
MATCH: Naomi vs. Paige
A few comments before the match starts: I think Paige is really hot, I really dig her entrance theme, AJ is adorable, okay I'm done drooling. Naomi is quick on the attack and is wrestling quite well. AJ just called Paige a "bitter little crumpet" and I'm dying laughing. Paige is in control now and keeps yelling at AJ at ringside. Naomi can wrestle. She just hit a very interesting head scissors/DDT hybrid. Paige wins with a roll up by putting her feet on the ropes. AJ attacks Paige post-match.
Winner: Paige via pinfall
*Commercial Break*
Raw Rebound time. Even though it was a gigantic plot hole (how the hell did Ambrose get out of the locked room)? I loved how Ambrose was hiding under the table. Bad ass.
*Commercial Break*
MATCH: Kofi Kingston vs. Bo Dallas
Before the match can start, Bo makes fun of Kofi and it is epic. "Its good to see you; I didn't know you still worked here." I love Bo Dallas. Back and forth match so far. Kofi hits a nice dropkick followed by a crossbody. Kofi hits Trouble in Paradise for the win. I guess we're burying Bo Dallas now.
Winner: Kofi Kingston via pinfall
*Commercial Break*
The Miz and Damien Mizdow make their way to the ring looking like Neo from The Matrix.
Miz TV w/Dean Ambrose
Miz starts off by complaining about his loss to Ziggler on Raw. Dean Ambrose makes his way to the ring. #1 Ambrose fan right here. Cincinnati represent. Video recap of the Curb Stomp through the cinder blocks. I hate Mizdow so much by the way. Miz asks Ambrose what kind of antipsychotic meds the doctors put him on. Ambrose fires back and goes on to talk about how The Authority picked a fight they can't win. Annnnnnd my WWE Network app crashed on my Xbox. Okay its back up and Ambrose hits Dirty Deeds on Miz so I'm guessing Miz said something to piss him off.
REVIEW:
Not an atrocious episode of Main Event, but not a good one either. The awful Adam Rose bunny bit that opened the show was by far the worst part of the night. That was just awful beyond words. There were really no solid matches at all. They were very generic and nothing happened to really push any storylines other than perhaps Mark Henry being set up for a heel turn. Ambrose beat some ass which is always good, but other than that, a pretty lame edition of Main Event.
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