Tonight on Superstars, El Torito & Hornswoggle take on Heath Slater & Titus O'Neil, and Emma faces off against Alicia Fox.
MATCH: El Torito & Hornswoggle vs. SlaterGator
Well before the match even begins, let me just say how awful this is going to be. Hornswoggle is in a cow costume. Enough said. Slater clotheslines Torito and tags in Titus. Please make this stop, its too painful to watch. Torito is taking it to Titus...Slater accidentally kicks Titus off the apron. Torito delivers a moonsault to Slater and Hornswoggle hits the splash for the win. So so so so so so so stupid.
Winners: El Torito & Hornswoggle via pinfall
*Commercial Break*
Recaps of Raw. I hate being so negative tonight, but the Bella Twins are the worst actresses on the planet. I mean, its so agonizing to watch.
*Commercial Break*
Recap of Paul Heyman's awesome promo from Raw. Eat, Sleep, Suplex (16x), Repeat.
MATCH: Emma vs. Alicia Fox
I wish Emma would stop with the dumb dance. The ladies lockup and Alicia is in control. Boring match. Nothing to even mention. Alicia throws her normal fit. I can't wait for this match to end. Alicia kicks Emma down. Emma fights out of a headlock but gets planted by another kick. And how in the world can I be involved in this match when I have Renee Young and Tom Phillips talking about Lesnar ending Undertaker's streak? Now we're talking about Roman Reigns. What's going on again? Oh yeah, Alicia and Emma are wrestling. This match has gone way too long. Emma slaps the crap out of Alicia and starts to dance like an idiot. She hits a clothesline and Alicia kicks out at 2 (unfortunately). Emma wins with a crossbody. It's over! Thank God it's over!
Winner: Emma via pinfall
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