Smark Out Moment

Do you have a question that you want to ask the minds over at Smark Out Moment? Our version of the WWE Inbox is the Smark Out Moment Mailbag. Once a month, we set aside some time to answer any of the questions on your mind, whether they be wrestling related, trivia to try to stump us, or just general questions to get to know Tony Mango and the other members of the team better.

Here are your submissions for this month:


Question: "If you woke up tomorrow morning without one of your senses, which would be the hardest to live without? Note: I count speaking as a sense as well."

Answer: Sight. You can read things that you can't hear, you can type or write things that you can't speak, and I can barely smell as it is. Taste, like everything else, would suck to lose, but none of them would be as devastating as sight.

Question: "What cartoon character would best represent your personality?"

Answer: That's a tough one. If this wasn't cartoon-specific, but just a character from a television show, I'd go with Ted Mosby. Cartoon-wise, however....maybe Dante Hicks from the short-lived Clerks animated series. I'm really curious to see what other people would say for me, though, so if anyone has any suggestions, let me know in the comments!

Question: "What is one thing you think you do better than everyone who is on the panel today?"

Answer: I probably have an advantage in pure writing capability and organizational skills, as well as making up stupid puns.


Question: "The last time you guys ate something and threw up or felt bad for days: what was it, when, where, how long, why did you think the food was bad, and any other important related info?"

Answer: The two most recent times that stick out in my mind were both from years ago, thankfully. One of them was when I ate two hot dogs from Wawa. Surprisingly enough, before that, I had thrown up from eating 2 hot dogs at the same Wawa, though it seems like nobody else I ask have ever had that problem and I've eaten them other times. I guess I must have just gotten unlucky twice. The other time, which is much funnier, was at a cast party after one of the plays that I was involved in. I had red velvet cake and later that night, threw up and had forgotten that I ate that cake. When I vomited, it came out red, and I panicked and thought I was throwing up blood from some kind of horrible sickness or something...as opposed to just cake.


Question: "What two comic book characters would make the best main event for WrestleMania? You name the stipulations, referee and winner."

Answer: While Batman is my favorite of all time, I have to go with Superman vs. Doomsday here. Classic story where Doomsday is the dominant monster heel and Superman has to fight back. Stipulation is no-disqualification. Referee...Lex Luthor.

Question: "Smack Talk made $1 billion in revenue. If each of you had the choice from WWE to hire characters for your everyday needs, who would be your housekeeper, workout trainer, cook, gardener, financial planner, security guard and butler?"

Answer: Maybe FiFi the maid for my housekeeper, Simon Dean for workout trainer, I think The Usos said they're good at cooking so they can be my chefs, gardener is Brutus the Barber Beefcake, financial planner has to be The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, security guard is Brock Lesnar, and butler....Hunter Hearst Helmsley.