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| Raw WWE Fastlane 2017 Results |
Renee Young heads our pre-show panel with Booker T and Peter Rosenberg. Sheamus and Cesaro talk about how they should get another tag title shot. There's a backstage segment with Rusev and Jinder Mahal saying they're splitting as a tag team. Charly Caruso has Samoa Joe in the social media lounge.
Kickoff Match: Brian Kendrick & Noam Dar vs. Akira Tozawa & Rich Swann
RESULTS: Rich Swann gets the pin for his team on Noam Dar
THOUGHTS: Perfectly fine random kickoff match
Samoa Joe vs. Sami Zayn
RESULTS: Samoa Joe via submission
THOUGHTS: Decent enough match, but nothing special
Backstage, Charly talks to Bayley, who suggests Charlotte leaves Dana Brooke behind tonight to figure out who the best woman is. Nia Jax pops up. Insert joke.
Raw Tag Team Championship Match: Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows (c) vs. Enzo Amore & Big Cass
RESULTS: Anderson and Gallows via pinfall.
THOUGHTS: Meh...this didn't keep my attention.
Backstage, Stephanie McMahon talks to Mick Foley on the phone about how she's still stuck and won't make the pay-per-view.
Nia Jax vs. Sasha Banks
RESULTS: Sasha Banks via pinfall
THOUGHTS: Boooooooooooooooooooooring
Jinder Mahal and Rusev come out for the segment dedicated to their matches which are somewhat impromptu.
Jinder Mahal vs. Cesaro
RESULTS: Cesaro via pinfall.
THOUGHTS: This went on a lot longer than I expected it to.
Rusev vs. Big Show
RESULTS: Big Show via pinfall.
THOUGHTS: Oddly, this went on longer than I expected, too. Also, nice surprise for it to be Big Show instead of going with Sheamus.
Backstage, Charly talks to Kevin Owens, who is confident he'll retain tonight.
Cruiserweight Championship Match: Neville (c) vs. Jack Gallagher
RESULTS: Neville via pinfall
THOUGHTS: Best match of the night so far! Awesome, as expected.
Backstage, Charly talks to Paul Heyman, who of course speaks about Brock Lesnar.
The New Day come out with ice cream! They cut a promo
Braun Strowman vs. Roman Reigns
RESULTS: Roman Reigns via pinfall.
THOUGHTS: Damn it. This was good, but I didn't want Reigns to win, let alone clean.
Backstage, Mick Foley talks to Samoa Joe, saying he wants to make sure Joe doesn't interfere in the Kevin Owens match tonight.
Raw Women's Championship Match: Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte Flair
RESULTS: Bayley via pinfall after extensive help from Sasha Banks
THOUGHTS: Meh. The match itself was okay until Sasha got involved and then it got sloppy.
WWE Universal Championship Match: Kevin Owens (c) vs. Goldberg
RESULTS: Goldberg wins the championship super fast, of course. I counted 21 seconds.
THOUGHTS: We all saw this coming. I'm disappointed Owens didn't retain the title. Are you guys ready for no Universal Championship until September?
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