Pre-show panel consists of Renee Young, Lita and Booker T, who was momentarily stunned when the Shucky Ducky Quack Quack graphic didn't pop up.
United States Championship: Kalisto (c) vs. Ryback
RESULTS: Kalisto via pinfall (with an assist from an exposed turnbuckle)
THOUGHTS: Meh. This went down about how I expected, but not as I had hoped, as I was rooting for Ryback to just destroy Kalisto.
Team Total Divas (Brie Bella, Paige, Natalya, Alicia Fox and Eva Marie) vs. Team B.A.D. and Blonde (Lana, Tamina, Naomi, Emma and Summer Rae)
RESULTS: Team Total Divas (Brie makes Naomi submit with the Yes Lock)
THOUGHTS: Decent match overall. This is exactly what everyone should have assumed it would be, so if you thought you'd love it, you will, and if you thought you'd hate it, you're not going to be touting this as the match of the night.
The Usos vs. The Dudley Boyz
RESULTS: The Usos via pinfall (superkick)
THOUGHTS: I still maintain that this wasn't a WrestleMania-worthy match, but oh well, it was a fun 2 or 3 minutes.
After the match, The Dudley Boyz bring out tables, but The Usos turn the tables on them (ha) and give them splashes through those tables.
Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match: Kevin Owens (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz vs. Sami Zayn vs. Sin Cara vs. Zack Ryder vs. Stardust
RESULTS: Zack Ryder wins the championship!
THOUGHTS: Holy shit!!!! Dace is super happy right now. Who in the hell saw that coming?!? Awesome.
AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho
RESULTS: Chris Jericho via pinfall (Codebreaker)
THOUGHTS: Good match, but it would have been better if we hadn't already seen it three times before. Very surprised at the outcome.
Maria Menounos interviews Zack Ryder backstage. He talks about how this is the highlight of his career and if he retired tomorrow, he'd be happy the rest of his life.
The New Day vs. The League of Nations
RESULTS: The League of Nations via pinfall (Sheamus pins Xavier Woods)
THOUGHTS: So as I've been saying for a while, we've seen this match multiple times and they gave away the ending with the titles not being on the line. Also, they took Barrett off the match, so that downgraded it even more.
After the match, Barrett gets on the mic. He touts how great they are. Shawn Michaels comes out...in gear? Mick Foley comes out as well, and Stone Cold Steve Austin caps it off. They take out The League of Nations and then celebrate a bit with The New Day, before Austin gives Woods a Stunner.
No Holds Barred Street Fight: Brock Lesnar vs. Dean Ambrose
RESULTS: Brock Lesnar via pinfall (F5 on a pile of steel chairs)
THOUGHTS: Disappointed that Ambrose didn't win and that this match wasn't even more brutal than what it was, but I still enjoyed it.
Women's Championship: Charlotte (c) vs. Sasha Banks vs. Becky Lynch
RESULTS: Charlotte retains via submission (Figure 8 on Becky Lynch)
THOUGHTS: Very good match with an outcome that wasn't really too crazy when you think about it. All three women should be proud.
Hell in a Cell Match: Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker
RESULTS: The Undertaker via pinfall.
THOUGHTS: Give credit to not only Shane McMahon for his jumps, but to WWE for going with the result that not many people were assuming would happen. That jump off the top of the cage was sick and will be replayed for years and years to come.
3rd Annual Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
RESULTS: Baron Corbin wins!
THOUGHTS: Wow. I thought this was Strowman's to win, and then when Shaquille O'Neal was announced, it seemed like he had the best chance, but Corbin is a cool person to put on the map.
The Rock comes out to set some stuff on fire with a blowtorch and to announce the attendance record. The Wyatt Family comes out to threaten him. The Rock challenges them to a match.
The Rock vs. Erick Rowan
RESULTS: The Rock wins in 6 seconds.
THOUGHTS: Quickest match in WrestleMania history?
The Wyatt Family surrounds The Rock and John Cena makes the save. They fight them off and pose.
WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Triple H (c) vs. Roman Reigns
RESULTS: Roman Reigns wins the title via pinfall
THOUGHTS: Good match, even though most people will shit on it cause they didn't want Roman to win.
Stay tuned for the post-show review on YouTube!
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